Elvis is building an army of android bigfoots to attack us with. Who do I tell?
When I was camping in Washington State, I came across Elvis’s underground caverns and saw that he’s constructing a vast army of android bigfoots. I think he’s planning on attacking the country with them and then he’ll appoint himself Emperor of North America. I called the cops and warned them, but they laughed at me. Who should I call and how can I get them to take this grave threat seriously?
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Tell this man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXRAsUOblV4
Lisa Marie?
……. we are all doomed…..
President Nixon?
Now that you’ve told us , you can rest easy ………………………….
ummmm…….your joking right now right?
if yes, this is a really stupid joke
if no, you’ve got some SERIOUS issues man. You need to see a psychologist IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!
Tell no one. Let it happen.
Another DUMBA$$ on Yahoo Q!A !!!!
Tell Chuck Berry… The King has stolen another black persons idea.
Call Chuck Norris he’ll kick their butts. Oh and the press and tell them elvis lives but he’s evil (I always knew it ever since burning love)
Troll!
Janet Reno.
Suggest you tell your Psychiatrist…
Now take a break from the Pipe and go sleep it off…
Besides you are just a Troll cause Elvis and the Aliens from Area 51
are living in my finished basement…and have for years…
The Aliens like to eat Cats as they taste like Chicken to them…