CSI Miami – Endless Caruso One Liners
Saturday, January 14th, 2012 at
7:37 am
Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami.
Tagged with: Caruso • Endless • Liners • Miami
Filed under: Television
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The victim was in the middle of delivering pizza
“looks like”
put in sunglasses
“he needed extra cheese”
“wait i don’t get”
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
le most femus sunglasses evah…
Well, i guess you didnt die a virgin kid Cause…
-Puts sunglasses-
YOU JUST GOT FUCKED
press 4
“Sir, the victim has been run over by a vehicle alot of times.”
“Well, it looks like…”
*put on sunglasses*
“He’s dead tired”
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
“Sir, someone was frozen in the school cafetiere.”
“Well I guess,”
*Puts on glasses.*
“He was too cool for school.”
YEAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Sir is appears the victims whole left side is missing
Well I guess he’s…
*puts on sunglasses*
All right now
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Horatio….we need you to check out this gruesome double murder. We think Will Smith may be involved!
“Well, then…let’s hope he left behind…”
*puts on sunglasses*
“….Fresh Prints.”
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
“Sir, a costumer killed a waiter because he thought he was a werewolf.”
“Well I guess,”
*Puts on glasses.*
“Everything wasn’t to his Lycan.”
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Know Your Meme brought me here.
and they are all bad
I just came here to watch the joke comments
THUMBS UP IF YOU DID
“Sir, a reality star was just murdered”
“Well….”
*puts on sunglasses*
“Reality just got real.”
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
“A man was found dead in the hole of a porta-potty.”
“Well, I guess the man’s day was”
*puts on sunglasses*
“Very shitty.”
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
“Sir we found semen in a jar of peanuts.”
“Then it looks like our killer…”
*Sunglasses*
“….Was fuckin’ nuts.”
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
“Sir, Justin Bieber was found killed, right before the consert”
“Well I Guess they…”
*Puts on sunglasses*
“Where just in time”
YEEEAAAH
did/does anyone actually watch this show?
“Sir it looks like she suffered a blow to the head while the a MC Hammer concert”
“Well i guess for her…”
*put on shades*
“It really was hammer time”
YEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!
“Sir it looks like he was lured with Pokemon then raped repeatedly”
“Well I guess it was..”
*puts on sunglasses*
‘Super effective”
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
“Sir, girl’s father had a heart attack and died after he told the internet trolls that they dun goofed and he’s gonna call the cyberpolice and consequneces will never be the same.”
“Well I guess he…”
*puts on shades*
“Was dead serious.”
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
“There was semen found in the victim’s ear!”
“Well, I guess she…”
*puts on sunglasses*
“Heard her killer coming”
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
I love the one where he’s just kind of standing there speechless xD
6:52 he is tebowing!!